May 2013
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I actually just want to grab him and hug him ugh
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rsvnr:
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
shutupaubrey:
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
i really like boys
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
annemarina:
ATTENTION: I need attention
whorville:
Tick Tock touch my Cock
Teacher: why don't you have your homework?
Me: I was contemplating suicide last night so I mean it's not really a major priority.
jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
imjust-kyian:
scroturn:
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
rnackenzie:
actually im intimidated by everyone even small children
amoying:
amoying:
what did the french chef say to the pancake?
I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
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AMAZING MAGIC TRICK! (x)
“i just fucking love call me maybe”
– barack obama (via thevirginharry)
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
fasterfood:
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
starllex:
when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
bowlingforsoup:
school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
